I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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