Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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