i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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