The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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