I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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