Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
