She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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