I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
