Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
P.S. I can't hear my feet
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Randomize
