I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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