Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
My life is pants optional.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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