This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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