Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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