i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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