At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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