So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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