Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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