hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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