Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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