Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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