where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think I died a long time ago.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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