small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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