we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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