Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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