just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
smell my finger.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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