Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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