he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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