Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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