Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
God, I missed his penis.
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