Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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