Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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