is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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