It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"