ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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