That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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