At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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