He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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