Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
