North Korea, Best Korea!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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