.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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