sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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