making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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