We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize