i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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