Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
is wine microwaveable?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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