I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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