You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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