I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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