how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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