had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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