I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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