that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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