I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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